Don Coryell, one of the most innovative offensive minds in NFL history, passed away at age 85.

As a kid growing up in San Diego, I always rooted for the Chargers, and I estimate 1975 to be the year I first really started paying attention to the team beyond just whether we won or lost.  That season we went 2-12, hardly anything to be excited about.  But a few short years later Tommy Prothro was fired, and the Chargers hired Don Coryell who would quickly change the teams fortunes.  They started winning games, and their offense was nearly unstoppable.  The Air Coryell Era sealed my love for the Chargers, and I’ve been a huge fan ever since.

This past year the Hall of Fame voters had a chance to induct this great coach for his innovations that changed the NFL, and can still be seen in today’s game.  Unfortunately, the idiots who do the voting missed this opportunity to honor the man while he was still alive, but chose to induct other players whose impact on the NFL was far smaller.  I would imagine that at some point Coryell will finally get his due, it’s just too bad he wasn’t around to enjoy it.

I was going to write a bunch of other stuff about Coryell, but I couldn’t do a better job than this article, so I urge you to check it out:

Don Coryell Article

Self important assholes who have to talk on their stupid phones at sporting events drive me insane.  You can call people back later, just like in the old days before cell phones.  I promise, you’re not nearly as important as you seem to think you are.

The one that seems to happen at every game I attend these days is the dipshit who calls his friend somewhere else in the stadium, and then spends 10 minutes waving at the other guy so they will see each other.  Really?  What happens if the other guy sees you, do you win a car?  You would think so with the amount of time and effort said dipshit puts into being seen by his friend.  Here’s a thought, have your friend meet you at the beer stand, buy him a beer, and you guys can shoot the shit without annoying the hell out of those around you.

Anyway, in honor of all dipshits who just can’t get off their phones at the ballpark/stadium/arena…

I guess all the people falling for her shtick weren’t around when Madonna used the same “I’m so shocking and outrageous” playbook twenty years ago?

Noted radio windbag Rush Limbaugh was recently married for the FOURTH TIME.  A vocal proponent of traditional marriages, family values and a religious man, Limbaugh can talk the talk, but can’t seem to walk the walk.

I’m guessing that in each of his FOUR MARRIAGES, the religious Limbaugh made vows to God.  In the previous three marriages, Rush obviously wasn’t able to keep his word.  Apparently “traditional marriage” means that you wipe your ass with it when it’s no longer convenient.  And I guess “family values” include ditching your wife every once in awhile to trade up.

And yes, this is the same guy who condemned illegal drug use, but has gotten in trouble with drugs a couple of different times.

How do people listen to this douche bag and take him seriously?

The 14th season of interleague play in the major leagues begins Friday…big fucking deal.

I have never liked interleague play.  Baseball USED TO BE cool, and different from other sports.  Each team in the World Series would win their league, and then they would meet each other for the first time to see who was best. Now, just like in every other sport, the two teams may well have played a series or two earlier in the season, thus robbing the World Series of some of it’s mystique.

Bud Selig likes to tell us how popular interleague play is by citing the hoopla surrounding the handful of natural rivals.  Yeah, Yankees-Mets, Cubs-White Sox, and A’s-Giants are big in their cities.  But there are many more matchups that nobody gives a shit about.  Is anyone clamoring for the Astros-Rays series?  How about Marlins-White Sox?  Yeah, exactly.

Let’s also not forget that the gimmick of interleague play brings with it inequities that could possibly screw teams in the playoff hunt.  What if your team has to play the Yankees six times, while another contender gets to play the Royals six times?  And what if your playoff race comes down to a game or two?  You don’t think that team who got to play the Royals six times didn’t have an advantage.

Bud, could we please stop fucking with baseball just so ESPN can jizz all over themselves about the Subway Series?

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