I’m watching a show tonight, and in the promo for the next show they hype it by saying “with a twist you’ll never see coming.”  Ummm…I will now.

Stupid advertising fuckhead!

The thing that makes twists cool is that you DON’T see them coming.  When you decide to include that phrase in your ad/promo, you are basically fucking up the twist.  Now, people will spend the whole show/movie trying to figure out what the twist is instead of just being blown away by the twist.

You wouldn’t think I would need to point shit like this out.